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Welcome to the emporium

 Collections

vulgar tea cups upcycled vintage rude porcelain

The Ethos

We hate that there is so much porcelain that is unloved and unused and want to give it another chance to be loved - a ‘second life’.

We believe in human sized businesses

and we want our customer service to be exemplary - ‘the nicest women on the internet’.

We support charities that support women and girls.

vulgar tea cups upcycled vintage rude porcelain

The Product

We are committed to promoting sustainable lifestyles 
by creating funny, beautiful, upcycled gifts.

 We scour the French countryside looking for our vintage products. All of our porcelain is upcycled with love. It is all genuine vintage,  and sometimes very rare. All our pieces are one of a kind and really rather special.
 

The process

We use the same special professional ceramic decals that were used to originally used to create these pieces. They are lovingly applied to the porcelain and then kiln fired at very high temperatures so that they fuse with the glaze. Our vile phrases will not fade or rub off, and are food safe and useable on a daily basis.
 

vulgar tea cups upcycled vintage rude porcelain
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