15/12/2025 - Last day for orders outside mainland Europe! If you order after this date, your order will not reach you in time for Christmas.
18/12/2025 - Dernier jour pour les commandes à destination de la France métropolitaine. Si vous commandez après cette date, il est peu probable que votre commande arrive à temps pour Noël.
Darlings! Thanks to Mr Trump, we are no longer able to send porcelain to the United States. We are truly sorry to our sisters and brothers in the US but hopefully a solution will be found...
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The Ethos
We hate that there is so much porcelain that is unloved and unused and want to give it another chance to be loved - a ‘second life’.
We believe in human sized businesses
and we want our customer service to be exemplary - ‘the nicest women on the internet’.
We support charities that support women and girls.
The Product
We are committed to promoting sustainable lifestyles
by creating funny, beautiful, upcycled gifts.
We scour the French countryside looking for our vintage products. All of our porcelain is upcycled with love. It is all genuine vintage, and sometimes very rare. All our pieces are one of a kind and really rather special.
The process
We use the same special professional ceramic decals that were used to originally used to create these pieces. They are lovingly applied to the porcelain and then kiln fired at very high temperatures so that they fuse with the glaze. Our vile phrases will not fade or rub off, and are food safe and useable on a daily basis.