This listing is for a customized tea or coffee service comprising 1 pot and 4 cups and saucers. After you have purchased we will send you a selection of photos of all the services we have in the dungeons of the castle that can be customised for you.
 
All you need to do is give us your vile message or favourite rude phrase... don't be afraid, we won't judge... tell us your worst.. We will then decorate your tea cup especially for you! Easy!
We create all of our custom orders in the last week of each month, so if you get your order in before the 20th of each month you can expect 2 week processing time before we send out.
 
Durrant & Dove scour the French countryside for their products, and all their porcelain is genuine vintage, sometimes antique and always very rare ... All our pieces are unique, one of a kind and really rather special .. Lady Durrant & Duchess Dove personally create special professional ceramic decals that are lovingly applied to the porcelain and then kiln fired at very high temperatures so that they fuse with the glaze. Our vile phrases will not fade or rub off and are food safe and useable on a daily basis. The porcelain is dishwasher safe but to prolong the life of your porcelain we advise handwashing. Not microwave safe.
 
Please note - due to the antique nature of this piece please note that there will be signs of being preloved.... Every piece of porcelain is unique and irreplaceable, so we strongly advise that you consider upgrading your delivery to 'insured and hand delivered' as we may not be able to replace a lost or broken item like for like.
 
Beautiful clients outside of Europe should note that delivery times can sometimes be delayed due to circumstances beyond our control, please allow up to 6 weeks for delivery. Do not panic, your parcel will arrive darling!
 
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